NiteMuse

It was obvious to anyone with eyesight. It was the dog. Seriously. Who'd ever believe that a mere kid could make that big of a mess? I stepped outside for all of two minutes while Jimmy & Ghaz were sleeping in the nursery. (Jimmy'd just got his big-boy bed and we thrilled that he and Ghaz could take naps together now.) I ducked out just long enough to grab the mail and talk with the neighbors about the upcoming neighborhood BBQ. Whne I went back in, there was sugar *everywhere.* The canister was was broken and lying on the ground with the sugar that had been in it strewn about the kitchen, down the hallway (a bit of chocolate was mixed in as

WHY BOREDOM IS DANGEROUS The following is a list of things to do when you are bored. I do not give permission nor can I be held responsible if you so choose, to do anything on this list, Thank you, Your superior. 1. Wax the ceiling 2. Buy cheese 3. Drop your cat from a high place, to see if it really does land on all four feet 4. Repeat above until failure 5. Load Snood onto a friend’s computer 6. Sharpen your teeth 7. Do the magician “saw a box trick” with your sister 8. Wash behind your ears 9. Clean and polish your belly button 10. Ask people if they want to see your “belly button treasure” 11. Wash